Sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you're uncertain.

Sorry guys, I seem to have forgotten to post yesterday, I'll do two today to make up for it.

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Me: *glaring at the walnut I'm trying to get the meat out of* I hate you!
Boyfriend: You're so mean me to me!
Me: ... I was talking to the walnut.
Boyfriend: I thought you were talking to me.
Me: ... I'm glaring right at the walnut!
Boyfriend: Maybe I'm a walnut.
Me: ... ARE you a walnut?
Boyfriend: Maybe.