Me: I'm gonna bite you.
Boyfriend: Noooooo...
Me: *bites him*
Boyfriend: Oh my god, you bit me~!
Me: I told you I would... *teasing* why don't you ever believe me?
Boyfriend: Well if I believed you, then I'd have to turn into a lobster.
Me: ... What?
Boyfriend: If I believed you were telling me the truth, then I'd have to turn into a lobster, because... well, the lobster of truth.
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