It's not all him, you know

Me: I'm a Char... *looks over at boyfriend* It's true. You should have known when I started killing little girls.
Boyfriend: O_______________O
Me: ... You didn't hear a WORD I just said, did you?
Boyfriend: I heard "I'm going to shower... you should have known when I started killing little girls."
Me: ... Well, I'm a murder shower.