Boyfriend: Aw! Poor booby feet!
Me: My feet aren't birds...
Boyfriend: I am... What? I'm a bird?
Me: ... Except when you joke my honey, then you're a dog.
Boyfriend: ... *head tilt*
Me: Oh... my... God! Did I just make an Everly Brothers reference? I fucking DID!
Boyfriend: You're insane.
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