Boyfriend: *reaches towards my head*
Me: ... *leans away* What are you doing?
Boyfriend: Trying to love you!
Me: ... By snapping my neck?
Boyfriend: No, by grabbing your face!
Me: ... *lean away further*
Boyfriend: Because when you love someone, sometimes you just have to grab their face and shake.
Me: ......
Boyfriend: You know, you grab them good and tight, and then shake them really hard... with, you know... caring...
Me: Go away from me, creepy man.
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