Boyfriend: *almost shoves a pretzel up my nose*
Me: *stare at him in horror*
Boyfriend: What? Your mouth was open, I though you wanted a pretzel shoved in it.
Me: You almost put it up my NOSE!
Boyfriend: Well your nose was open too.
Me: My nose is always open!
Boyfriend: Then it always wants pretzels shoved up it.
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