I DON'T think that's how it works..

Me: *looking at teeth in a little mirror*
Boyfriend: Don't worry, it'll fall out soon.
Me: *confused blink*
Boyfriend: Your tongue.
Me: O_O
Boyfriend: Then you'll grow your ADULT tongue! ^^

He... does?

Boyfriend: Bitch please! I make my own horsey noises!

I disagree...

Me: That's not technically cursive.
Boyfriend: Your letters are connected! That means they're FANCY!