I would have thought it would have the opposite effect...

Me: I'mma glomp you! *glomps boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Oh my god! I was completely surprised, and turned into a flock of tiny ducklings!
Me: *stare*
Boyfriend: That's a side effect of glomping you know... turning into a flock of tiny ducklings. Also erectile dysfunction.
Me: *stare*
Boyfriend: But that's a side effect of everything these days.