It's not just him again...

This half heard. or only seen from the corner of the eye lead to HILARITY!

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Boyfriend's brother: I have no idea what brand of punch Tampico is, but out of the corner of your eye, it certainly looks like Tampon punch... and I cannot unsee.

You know... I don't remember that saying at ALL

Boyfriend: You know the old saying. Donkey showers bring May flowers.

Mangnish Weekends - Your questions don't help anything!

Boyfriend: Poor queso de la muerte.
Me: Poor cheese of the death, you know that's what you just said, right?
Boyfriend: *shrug* So should it be 'queso con muerte'?
Me: Cheese with death?
Boyfriend: How do you say 'of'?
Me: You just did the first time!
Boyfriend: Yeah, so 'queso de muerte'.

Mangnish Weekends - Your questions don't help it make sense!

Boyfriend: Me gusta del gato de la bano.
Me: Do you even want to know HALF of what is wrong with that?
Boyfriend: Con carne! No, wait! Con fuego. THAT'S what I meant.
Me: So... it just went from "I like of the cat of the bathroom," to "I like of the cat of the bathroom, with fire."
Boyfriend: Es muy fuerte!
Me: *facepalm* ... "is very strong."

This is WHY I wear the headphones...

Me: *see boyfriend talking and pull off headphones* What?
Boyfriend: Throw a whip at a can of badger cream.
Me: o.o
Boyfriend: You picked the wrong time to ask 'what' didn't you?

What is it with you and everything working for Satan?

Boyfriend: What the hell is wrong with those kids? It's a SPIDER! They're not adorable, they're Satan's minions!


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Bachuru does not agree, sir.

(I don't know who drew that, so if it was you, much props. I found it on 4chan)

Happy Thanksgiving!

Boyfriend's brother: *talking about what's going on in Batman* Really, it sounds more like something Tony Stark would do.
Me: Well there you go. Bruce Wayne is actually still dead, it's just Tony Stark in a Bruce Wayne suit.
Boyfriend: Yes it's Brucey Stark Wayne... Tone.
Me: *stare*
Boyfriend's brother: *snigger*
Boyfriend: TURKEY STOAK!