I wouldn't want to play in that campaign...

Boyfriend: The only thing that came to mind was a campaign of pokeman, and not translating what they said.
Me: ... What?
Boyfriend: It's just be a whole campaign of 'Squirtle, Squirtle, Squirt!'

It's true though...

Me: Oh, apparently Bug is super effective against Psychic.
Boyfriend: Yeah.
Me: I didn't know that... It doesn't really make sense, either.
Boyfriend: Well you know, paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and caterpillar beats Yuri Geller.

Fun pokemon quotes!

Boyfriend: Goddamnit vultures attack me, not buffalo!

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Me: You're supposed to be rare! Fuck you, and give me the flying squirrel!

Mangnish Weekends - Wargle was the Japanese name for Braviary

Me: Who's my little Wargle?
Boyfriend: Mi pollo es un quincenera.
Me: ... Why do I talk to you?
Boyfriend's brother: *just walking in* I think I missed something.
Boyfriend: I think I just said, "My chicken is a fifteenth birthday."

I think they only do that when they'e Digletts...

Me: Fucking Dittos! How do they work?!
Boyfriend: They dig underground.
Me: *stare* ... DITTOS.
Boyfriend: Oh! Well, they're giant blobs of reproductive organs.

Wait... did he just call me crazy AND fat?

Me: Oh booger, I don't have a Fearow... *grins* I need to catch Firo to complete my pokedex!
Boyfriend: Oh fear, I need to catch a Boogerow
Me: >.< I was making a joke... you know, about Firo from Baccano!...
Boyfriend: Oooooh.
Me: >.> You don't love me.
Boyfriend: Aaaaw, I do so love you Crazy Lady.
Me: I'm not crazy!
Boyfriend: You're just big boned!

But... it's NOT!

Me: Umbreon is so CUTE!
Boyfriend: Yes, you'd hardly suspect it's made out of marmalade.

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Look at this and tell me it isn't absolutely ADORABLE!

What is it with you and everything working for Satan?

Boyfriend: What the hell is wrong with those kids? It's a SPIDER! They're not adorable, they're Satan's minions!


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Bachuru does not agree, sir.

(I don't know who drew that, so if it was you, much props. I found it on 4chan)

Nah... but that would be funny.

Me: *playing Pokemon Green, yelling at a trainer* Fuck you! You're ugly and nobody loves you!
Boyfriend: Your mom's in the game?

It's just a little late, it's still god, it's still good!

I meant to post this last Monday, but... well I forgot, so sue me. It's still funny though.

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Me: What'cha doing?
Boyfriend: Resizing pokemon images. I'd only done up to week four, but since tomorrow starts week five, now it's an issue.
Me: *ironically* Hahahahahah, I see what you did thar!
Boyfriend: ... o.o I... DIDN'T do anything there...
Me: ... >.> It sounded like you did...

It's not just him again...

For those of you that care, or want context, I'm playing Pokemon Green for the weekend feature on our sister blog: http://flailthroughs.blogspot.com/ This conversation stemmed from that. Enjoy.

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Me: I still need to level up my Slowdick.
Boyfriend's brother: ......
Boyfriend: ......... WHAT?!
Me: ... Slowpoke! I was trying to say 'Slowpoke' and 'that dickhead' at the same time.
Boyfriend: Well done!