Me: Oh booger, I don't have a Fearow... *grins* I need to catch Firo to complete my pokedex!
Boyfriend: Oh fear, I need to catch a Boogerow
Me: >.< I was making a joke... you know, about Firo from Baccano!...
Me: >.> You don't love me.
Boyfriend: Aaaaw, I do so love you Crazy Lady.
Me: I'm not crazy!
Boyfriend: You're just big boned!