Boyfriend: I don't think anyone's going to complain if you want to make apples. *thinks about that* I mean pie.
Me: Nah, I'm gonna make APPLES! First we need some glue.
Boyfriend: Hot glue works.
Me: Then we need something red.
Boyfriend: Alright, we'll use blood, and a ferret, because they can get into any shape.
Me: Ok, so we'll glue a ferret into an apple shape and cover it in blood.