Me: *talking about Dragon Quest IX* Alright, I'm going to keep at least one of each alchemy chain root.
Boyfriend: Alright.... *looks around* Oh! Are you still selling stuff off for me?
Me: ... Yes, I've been doing it for a while now.
Boyfriend: Oh... I'd thought you'd moved on by now.
Me: No... because I LOVE YOU!!!
Boyfriend: ... Thank you, crazy lady.
Me: ... *glare*
Boyfriend: What? At least I didn't say 'mean lady'.
Me: *look away, nose in the air*
Boyfriend: You look away... but my feet are made of bacon.