Boyfriend: *after eating a sandwich and drinking a glass of milk* You know... I went into the kitchen to make a pot of coffee...
Me: And made a pb and j sandwich and a glass of milk instead?
Boyfriend: Peanut butter, strawberry preserves, and pastrami... or maybe it was pepperoni... I don't know.
Boyfriend: It turns out I NEED the attention span the nicotine gives me.