Me: I don't think narwhals are greasy...
Boyfriend: Well they LOOK greasy.
Me: *stare*
Boyfriend: What? They're a huge unicorn/penis hybrid! You can't tell me they aren't covered in grease!
Me: *stare*
Boyfriend: Sorry, I mean unicorn/SALMON/ penis hybrid... *looks up pictures* Or maybe lake trout...
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