And as we all know, those are more sensitive than Earth kidneys.

Boyfriend: Oh no! He punched him in the space kidneys!

I would have thought it would have the opposite effect...

Me: I'mma glomp you! *glomps boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Oh my god! I was completely surprised, and turned into a flock of tiny ducklings!
Me: *stare*
Boyfriend: That's a side effect of glomping you know... turning into a flock of tiny ducklings. Also erectile dysfunction.
Me: *stare*
Boyfriend: But that's a side effect of everything these days.

I really don't think so...

Boyfriend: Sometimes in nature a cat has to shed its head, and it turns into a beautiful... something freaky without a head.

Who are these wise men?

Boyfriend: As a wise man once said, "I am credit to sandvich."

Mangnish Weekends - It's true, he doesn't...

Boyfriend: Yo no tango con guapo.
Me: ... I don't have with handsome?

Mangnish Weekends - I know it's not TECHNICALLY Spanish, but...

Boyfriend: As a wise man once said, "Your mother resembles a stuffed cow." Or as they say in Spanish, "Your mother resembles a stuffed cow, olé."

um... I guess?

Me: You have to get the entirely wrong lyrics right.
Boyfriend: Yes, because if you get the wrong wrong and not right then you turn into a dangling participle.