And now that we're back on schedule...

TV: The man suffered from two broken ribs, and a broken hand...
Boyfriend: And four broken feet.
Boyfriend's brother: Well they weren't all his.
Boyfriend: No, they were just what was found around and inside him after the crash.

Mangnish Weekends - The late addition

Sorry guys, I flaked yesterday, so I'll post yesterday's post today... and then today's post as well. My bad.

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Me: Well, as a wise man once said, "Mi pene es muy, muy fuerte."
Boyfriend: I thought it was, "Mi pene es muy perro."
Me: ... I'm not sure WHY someone would say their penis is very dog though...

Mangnish Weekends

Boyfriend: Son gato es muy Sabado con fuerte!
Me: They are cat is very Saturday with strong.

It's true though...

Boyfriend: *talking about planes* Remember, in the event of a water landing, your ass might become a hat.

I think his facts are flawed...

Me: *referencing something on tv* Ah a burning ring of fire.
Boyfriend's brother: I hate falling into those.
Boyfriend: Well at least isn't not a burning ring of glass shards and cow manure.
Me: ...
Boyfriend: That was the original name of the song, but it wasn't nearly as catchy

Wait, what? Who wears bloomers anymore?

Me: There's something about a purring cat right here *holds hand next to head* that's like vallium.
Boyfriend: Poor kaleidoscope bloomers, you were sleepy!

Oh the puns... the horrible, horrible puns

Me: They were shallots.
Boyfriend: Ah yes, half onion, half spider.
Me: .... *stare*
Boyfriend: You know that book... Shallot's Web.