Boyfriend: I had a pimple in my mouth!
Me: Are you sure it wasn't herpes?
Boyfriend: ... yes.
Me: Good, because then I'd want to now where the FUCK you got it.
Boyfriend: Me too, since I'm not even going bald.
Me: ... What?
Boyfriend: *grins* Hair piece!
Me: .... >.< *GLARE*
Boyfriend: OW!!! You're trying to kill me with your mind! OW!!!!!!