Boyfriend: *talking to the cat, who is laying on a shirt* Aw, you're gonna have to get up Mona. I know you think it's her shirt, but it's really my shirt, and I brought it up to wear it.
Me: *blinks* That IS my shirt.
Boyfriend: *looks at the shirt, looks at me* Wow, I didn't know you were THAT fat, love.
Boyfriend: It's a 5x.
Boyfriend: ... I said something stupid.