Me: *making a shopping list* Oh they have cat fish nuggets on sale, but since the grease made you ill, we should skip them.
Boyfriend: o.o No, no, I'm FINE with that, get them!
Me: ... But the grease made you SICK!.
Boyfriend: Yes, they made my stomach hurt, but later, I pooped a tornado.
Me: o.o ...
Boyfriend: In a swirl... houses falling down...
Me: ... Stop talking.
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