Me: *looks sadly at my empty cup*
Boyfriend: Cups make you sad.
Me: Empty ones.
Boyfriend: What do you want to drink?
Me: I dunno, surprise me...
Boyfriend: *troll face*
Me: ... No wait, DON'T! I want strawberry peach juice!
Boyfriend: Oh good, because I was going to bring you a big icy cup of bacon.
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