Boyfriend: More and more in life, I'm wondering if I'm turning into some kind of deer... or elk.
Me: ... Why is that?
Boyfriend: Because I'll be doing something, and then hear or noise or something, and I'll stop what I'm doing, peer around for a couple moments, and then go back to what I'm doing.
Me: ... That's more a mere cat thing.
Boyfriend: Can't I be a mere cat with antlers? I mean, I really just want the antlers... A merealope! I can be a merealope!
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